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Is Anne Hathaway Still Sweet on her Jailbird X?

Luckily for Anne Hathaway, the world has largely disregarded that her ex, Raffaello Follieri, was sent to prison for fraud in 2008. Hathaway and Follieri dated for 4 years, and the relationship ended when Hathaway dumped the Italian con artist bare days before his arrest. Follieri is currently serving a four year prison sentence for conning wealthy investors out of millions of dollars, and according to the Enquirer, he and the Oscar hostess are still in touch. Hathaway has a new lover, 30-year-old Adam Shulman, but according to the Enquirer, she exchanges letters with Follieri and he has even been giving her career and business advice from jail. Friends are warning Hathaway to stay away from Follieri when he is released from prison in 2012- could it be because she is still sweet on him? A Vanity Fair piece about Follieri delineate their affair as “passionate” and even alleged that Hathaway told him he was “the love of [her] life” when they broke up. Could she be taking on a new role as a big house broad?

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August 2, 2011

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Scarlett Johannson Has a “Hangover”

Scarlett Johannson must have spent the last month hitting the bottle, because now she’s got one hell of a “Hangover”…actor, that is. Scarlett, who broke up with her last lover Sean Penn just over a month ago, reportedly got very close to Hangover co-star Justin Bartha at a dinner party in Manhattan this weekend. Fellow partygoers were eager to spill the beans on the close new couple, saying the pair was “completely engrossed in each other” and barely spoke to anyone else at the party. No word on whether they left the party together for a night cap.

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July 28, 2011

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Kim Kardashian Gets Disputative Over “Lookalike”

First things first, you guys. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be seen dead in an Old Navy store. That place is the equivalent of rooting through dumpsters looking for dirty rags as far as she is concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a model in their ads who kinda looks like her. Kim has filed a lawsuit to the tune of $15 million, charging that the clothing chain purposely used a model who looked like her in order to dupe the public into associating her face with the brand. The model, Melissa Molinaro, is, in fact short and curvy with long black hair, brown eyes, and a medium complexion…but, uh, so is a sizeable chunk of the world’s population. Try leaving your resort the next time you go to Mexico, Kim- you might be dumbstruck how many “lookalikes” there are out there.

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July 27, 2011

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Did Rumer Get a Knocker Tuneup?

Poor Rumer Willis. Not only did she have the inauspicious luck to inherit her father Bruce Willis’ bone structure, but if she tries to do anything about it, the tabloids just won’t shut up. Rumer has been the object of many plastic surgery rumors over the years, from her nose to her chin, and now her breasts are the newest subject of media tongue-wagging. The Enquirer recently asked a plastic surgeon if Rumer’s rack was the work of God or man, and the good doctor said that Rumer’s knockers were probably implants, since she has gained 2 cup sizes since 2008, but that her surgeon “should be patting himself or herself on the back!” Of course she could have also gained those 2 cup sizes the old-fashioned way- with In-N-Out Burger. Either way, we’re patting ourselves on the front to this second-generation starlet’s new curves.

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July 26, 2011

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Previous Bodyguard Says Britney’s Got “Toxic” B.O.

Either Britney Spears has some major hygienics issues to work through or her late bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is looking to win a big payday and disgrace his previous employer at the same time. We wish we could tell you which one is true, but alas, Britney doesn’t return our calls, even when we promise to buy her all the Cheetos and Cheerwine she wants. What we can tell you is that Flores is suing Spears for $10 million for sexual harassment. Some of his more colorful asseverations are that Spears is mentally unstable, continually chain smokes, unselfconciously picks her nose and farts in front of her staff, and does not wear deodorant, brush her teeth, wear shoes and socks, or bathe for days at a time. About 10 years ago, these allegements would have had millions of horny Britney fans crying foul, but hey, this is 2011. Britney’s been legally declared incompetent for years now. At this point, we should all just be grateful she doesn’t throw poop like a chimpanzee.

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Did Marc Anthony Try to Clasp J-Lo’s Sexy Back?

When Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony released a lurid press statement last week announcing their divorce, it was inevitable that a flurry of conjectures would follow. After all, the couple was just seen sharing a hot kiss on American Idol in May. Now the rumor mill is working overtime, and one of the most interesting reasons “insiders” are giving for the divorce is that Marc wasn’t happy about Jennifer’s sex symbol status. Us Weekly reports that Marc would denigrate Jennifer and make her feel “terrible” about dressing sexy, preferring his wife to be demure and covered up. To which we say- good riddance! J-lo’s curves are too mouth-watering to keep under wraps. Now that the pesky husband’s gone, how about a nudity scene? eh?

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Jennifer Lopez is Available Now

Listen up, fanny fiends: Jennifer Lopez, she of one of the most amazing asses the world has ever known, is officially dumping husband #3. This weekend, Lopez and singer Marc Anthony unexpectedly announced that they were getting divorced. The couple didn’t cite a reason in their tersely worded press statement, which declared simply :”We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.” But considering the news has left even Hollywood insiders blindsided, the reasons for the Lopez-Anthony split are sure to come out soon. Mr. Skin hopes Jennifer’s juicy backside, which hasn’t seen the light of the silver screen since…well, ever, follows suit.

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No Marriage Bells For Brangelina, No Matter What US Weekly Says

Now here’s a shocker- Us Weekly jumped the locution gun when they plastered the words GETTING MARRIED! onto a picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie this week. Despite Us Weekly’s assertion that three separate sources had told them that superstar couple would wed this summer, now other, apparently more trustworthy sources are saying there’s not a drop of truth to the hollywood star rag’s tongue-wagging. Apparently the couple’s ever-growing cadre of children has asked them about marriage, and Angelina would “find it hard” to say no to her beloved brood. But for now, Brad and Angelina will remain married to their careers, and mirthfully un-married to each other.

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Lindsay Lohan: I Should Have Been the “Black Swan”

Lindsay Lohan was never an ugly duckling. In fact, she was much more lovable before her alteration into a drug-addled, kombucha-swilling swan. But that hasn’t stopped the former child hollywood celebrity from being pissed that she wasn’t considered for the role which won Natalie Portman an Oscar. In a profile of Lohan publicized this week in Plum Miami magazine, reporter Jaqueline Powers says that Lohan told her she studied ballet until she was 19, and because of this she was “indignant” that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan. Well, I was on the basketball team in sixth grade, but you don’t see me going around grumbling that the NBA draft passed me by AGAIN this year. It would have been pretty awesome to see Lindsay make out with Mila Kunis though.

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Kristen Johnson Fights with Octomom on Cross-Country Flight

It sounds like a particularly creative pro wrestling stunt: The Gentle Giantess and the Botox Baby Oven fighting in the aisle of a 747. But that’s exactly what happened on a flight from New York to Los Angeles this week as celeb Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock from the Sun) verbally sparred with Nadya Suleman (aka the Octomom). Suleman brought her brood of 12 children on the plane with her, and when the flight was delayed for over two hours, apparently the Suleman siblings were too much for Johnston to bear. Johnston came over to Suleman and asked her to keep her children under control, to which Suleman obviously replied “And how would you like me to keep 8 2-year-olds quiet?” A verbal argument began, as it should have- one out of control 2-year-old can ruin a flight for everyone aboard, and 8? We shiver to think. It just goes to show- if you can’t take a 6′ woman yelling at you on an airplane, keep the semen out of your baby oven!

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Is Anne Hathaway Still Sweet on her Jailbird X?

Scarlett Johannson Has a “Hangover”

Kim Kardashian Gets Disputative Over “Lookalike”

Did Rumer Get a Knocker Tuneup?

Previous Bodyguard Says Britney’s Got “Toxic” B.O.

Did Marc Anthony Try to Clasp J-Lo’s Sexy Back?

Jennifer Lopez is Available Now

No Marriage Bells For Brangelina, No Matter What US Weekly Says

Lindsay Lohan: I Should Have Been the “Black Swan”

Kristen Johnson Fights with Octomom on Cross-Country Flight

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